Fuck everything right now
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
Itchy tattoo is keeping me from sleep right now >_
i wanna do something cute like fuck you in a public bathroom