Fuck everything right now

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via arianna-gonzalez)

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: virginsacrificer, via aliensbuiltthepyramidz)

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

(via bbarbiedoll)

Itchy tattoo is keeping me from sleep right now >_

dinkyprincess:

i wanna do something cute like fuck you in a public bathroom

(via looseshipssinklips)